In the words of a somewhat drunken Marine. "Sometimes I pee when I poop."
Friday, November 10, 2006 | link | posted by Purring |



9 Comments:
Blogger Sonny Morningstar had this to say:

Welcome home! Glad to see that you had a good time in San Deigo.

12:58 PM 

Blogger Oh great One had this to say:

You are the best title maker ever!

Glad you're back!

3:16 PM 

Blogger Pisser had this to say:

You realize now I have to go home and attempt Numero Uno and Numero Dos at the same time...

3:27 PM 

Blogger Andy Land had this to say:

We've got a Dick's Last resort here in Chicago. At least I think it is still there. I forget.

Anyway, they can be freaks there when it comes to checking IDs. I understand protecting your license and all, but really.

Glad you're back safely.

Keep guessing at my blog contest. It's really easy. ;)

4:40 PM 

Blogger Ashley had this to say:

i'm so jealous
i was down there like two months ago
i miss the beautiful weather so mcuh

12:36 PM 

Blogger Maja had this to say:

Hey when I went to San Diego I actually went to Dick's Last Resort in the Gaslamp quarter. Coincidence? Yes, totally.

8:32 PM 

Blogger KaraMia had this to say:

um..yeah, so can I tag along next time??
Ok, I really want to know which one he is...but I promise not to stalk...not that I wouldn't if he was hot enough..but more cause stalking takes alot of effort...I'm not into effort.

9:50 AM 

Blogger Webmiztris had this to say:

i love Dick's Last Resort! it sucks when you're "way" of age but don't have your ID and can't drink!

4:35 PM 

Anonymous Evil Genius had this to say:

What a fun time that must have been!! Your description was hysterical...thanks for the giggles!!

5:26 PM 

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Back from San Diego where the weather was fabulous and the entertainment fabulouser. Hangin' with a few 20-something Marines is definitely cause for a couple 'o chuckles. Unfortunately I came back with a cold. So sometimes I pee when I sneeze! That one's for you Mr. Fuzzyheiney.

Mybestestfriendever's son and Mr. Fuzzyheiney were our hosts! Surprisingly, the digs were quite lovely and amazingly clean for two busy bachelors. Of course, they've only lived there for a couple of weeks. Which would be far too long for me considering the mile and a half jog, halfway down a damn mountain, one of them makes each day to get to the 'other' place they have to park. You'd think with what you pay in rent you could get two parking spots! It only seems fair. If I was God, we'd all have Rock Star Parking! But I'm nice that way.

We visited the GasLamp Quarter where Mr. Fuzzyheiney, having forgotten his I.D. card, was able to convince the waitress at Dick's Last Resort that he was legally able to drink. He accomplished this with nothing but considerable charm, his credit card and a receipt from a previous alcohol purchase. Following dinner, upon returning to the parking ramp, we discovered that some ignoramous valet had parked a big SUV directly behind Mybestfriendever's son's GIANT Dodge Ram. By placing himself in harms way to give direction, Mr. Fuzzyheiney was a brave Marine, but 10 minutes and many skillful maneuvers later Mybestfriendever's son was still unable to get us out of our tight parking spot. Trust me, a tighter spot you've never seen. Luckily, we were able to flag down another valet, who found the keys and moved the offending SUV from our path. Lucky for the SUV. My favorite Marine has a fuse as short as his Momma's and tempers were running short.

Took in a Total Combat cage fight, which was quite bloody, and I did take my first swig of Yukon straight from a bottle in a brown paper sack. Admittedly, a couple of firsts for me. We planned to watch Mybestfriendever's son fight, but due some unforeseen circumstances he was unable to do so. You can see him on this site, but I won't identify him because you might try to stalk him. I don't know why I'm worried about it though, if you did stalk him he'd just kick the ever livin' shit outa ya anyhoo...he's that tough. Really. His arm muscles bulge and everything. He used to aspire to be a Ghost Buster, now he's a badass, cage-fighting Marine who may need plastic surgery depending on how important ears are. Funny how things change isn't it?

Okay then, trip update completed. I'm off to visit y'all and make some comments so you know I still love you. By the way, names have been changed to protect the innocent. Or not so innocent, whichever the case may be.


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