Please pass the Depends.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 | link | posted by Purring |



10 Comments:
Blogger KaraMia had this to say:

Hate those kind of colds! That's when the Adult Diaper commercials start making me defensive

12:32 PM 

Blogger Nobody™ had this to say:

That sucks. I think I have a cold coming on too, on top of all my other current ailments.

Hope you get better soon. Let us know how the mucinex goes.

11:27 AM 

Blogger Oh great One had this to say:

I've used mucinex. It DID make my coughs more productive. Hocking Lugies isn't exactly ladylike but it did the job. I had a small nagging cough forever though.

Good luck. I hope you feel better soon.

2:00 PM 

Blogger Cindy-Lou had this to say:

Um, you might want to try some keigel exercises...

3:15 PM 

Blogger k had this to say:

I'm totally with Cindy-lou on this one girlfriend. Coughing, sneezing and laughing our asses off are never excuses for peeing our pants... though it's a cold, harsh reality of our age. I guess there are trade offs... some of which I can totally live with.

11:16 PM 

Blogger Andy Land had this to say:

Making your cough "more productive" is just wrong, unless the doctor is talking about harnessing the power of your cough to provide alternative energy sources for the nation.

Anyway, maybe this will make you feel better. Send me your mailing addy and I'll send you a prize for entering my blog contest. You didn't get even close to the right answer, but my hard core regular readers didn't even try so you get a prize simply by stressing an interest in having one.

11:38 AM 

Anonymous Evil Genius had this to say:

Feel better soon!!

((HUGS))

4:37 PM 

Blogger Sweetilicious had this to say:

I have had the very same cold and it totally sucks!
The only thing that helps is Codiene cough syrup from the Dr.

Resorted to mini pads.

9:58 AM 

Blogger C had this to say:

You sound about like how I have been feeling in the last two months. You may never shit yourself but farting is not out of the question. I did do the pee thing once or twice.

4:21 PM 

Blogger {illyria} had this to say:

aaaiieee. that's horrid. i hope you feel better. peeing from coughing and not from laughing sure sucks. hugs. xx.

1:30 AM 

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The cold is gone but the cough still lingers. In fact, every day about 4pm I start hacking, and usually wind down about 7pm...at which point I take a couple of Excedrin for the horrific headache I've created. It's quite surprising that I've not ruptured blood vessels in my eyes. I've tried Vicks Vaporub, Robitussin, Alka Seltzer and a few other 'cold' remedies but so far none has conquered the cough and I have to say, it's just not that much fun.

I stopped by the pharmacy counter today, to ask what I might take to assist in the 'choking-up' of the shit that is rattling around my chest. He recommended Mucinex. He said it would make my cough more productive.

I have to say, I'm thinking that a cough that can make me squirt pee into my pants is already pretty productive. If it gets any more productive I'm fearful I'll shit myself.


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